I recently read an article on Netscape ISP's homepage about how everyone born before 1987 is now considered old. But since I was born in 1972 (and turn 34 in 3 months), I'm not quite over the hill just yet. Maybe I should set the geezer year at 1968 and make the following remarks about all non-geezers:
They don't remember a living JFK, and Ted Kennedy has always been a Senator.
A Klansman has always been the senior Senator from West Virginia (Robert Byrd).
PBS and Sesame Street have always existed.
60 Minutes has always been on CBS.
The Super Bowl has always existed.
The Internet has always been in use, although some may remember it being called ARAPNET.
The US has always been involved in some type of Middle Eastern political affair, crisis, or war.
Richard Nixon has always been remembered as a current or former President.
Ronald Reagan has always been known as a current or former politician and not as an actor.
Segregated schools, theatres, water fountains, etc. have always been illegal under Federal law (although if I had been born in 1971 or earlier and lived in Memphis before 1978, I would have briefly remembered being in an illegally segregated school system).
Detroit has always been a declining and very dangerous city.
Houston and San Diego have always been bigger than Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis.
California has always been the most populous state in the Union.
The only civil rights leader with a surname of King they remember had the first name of Coretta.
Michael Jackson and Elton John have always been famous.
In half the Presidential elections they remember, the winner won with less than half the popular vote.
The computer has always been around, although some can remember when cassettes were used to run them.
McDonald's, K-Mart, and Wal Mart have always been in existence.
And, finally, Flintstones Vitamins and Geritol have always been around and suggested for people who are older than the year listed on these type lists.
And in distressing news, the NYC area is expecting a blizzard overnight, which means I will be walking right through the middle of it on my way to work tomorrow morning. Also, Tom Golisano decided not to run, which means the Republicans are really screwed. But hopefully, Tom Suozzi will beat Spitzer and the state won't get screwed.